Adam and Obair's Child Molestation and Wincest thread (you must be Adam or Obair and a registered sex offender to post)

How you doing man?

Whoa is this really happening?

Obair wrote:Whoa is this really happening?

Totally

fuck yea

otters too

There we go

That's much better

we should get some narwhals up in this bitch

They're like the sea's unicorn :3

narwhals evolved from unicorns

back when there were dinosaurs


that's what I heard anyways

i think the chickens had something to do with it

what the shit is with chickens and all their bullshit :mad:

messing with all my shit

all chickens are spies

that's why they're called spy chickens

see like this!



Chicken always getting in the way of perfectly good bread....



mmm....




chicken...

i don't trust them, just sitting there in my stomach, getting digested, they're up to something no good

Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:i don't trust them, just sitting there in my stomach, getting digested, they're up to something no good

this reminds me of the fresh prince of bel air.


let me sing it for you(lyrics may be misrepresentated, naturally)

Noowwwww this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel air


...I forgot this bit...



started makin trouble in my neighbourhood...


...

yo holmes smell you later, I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air

wat

Obair wrote:

Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:i don't trust them, just sitting there in my stomach, getting digested, they're up to something no good

this reminds me of the fresh prince of bel air.


let me sing it for you(lyrics may be misrepresentated, naturally)

Noowwwww this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel air


...I forgot this bit...



started makin trouble in my neighbourhood...


...

yo holmes smell you later, I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air

You have the voice of a drunk angel

JoelCarli wrote:wat

You can't be sober here for a reason

I know right? I should basiclaly be famous

like that one guy

He's such a great guy, you two are so alike

you are the beavis to my butthead



the glass to my whiskey

that would've sound totally gay if you didn't add the whiskey part

i just fucking love squirrels so much, it sucks we don't have squirrels here

DUDE i saw this guy who had a pet squirrel on this show with a guy...

... ... it's called... Howard... something...

anyways, the squirrel was a bro. You should get one

that is fucking awesome!

i wish i could get one

why can't you get one!?

just go out into the wild, pick one up and say 'you're my bro now'



then you'll be bros for life