Drunk

Some people here got the empression i'm always drunk , so i'm here to say:

No. Fuck you guys, i'm not whoomit!

But i am drunk alot.

Share your drunk experiences. Don't be shy, everyone are gonna be laughed at.


Stories about drugs are also welcome

wats a alcohol

I didn't say alcohol.

Adam was drunk when he made this thread

I made this thread when it was 1 pm....

Do i really seem scottish to you?

I'm sure Jews get drunk all the time. Gotta have something to keep you happy when you get attacked every 5 mins.

Israeli =/= jewish.


But i did drink quite often the last month...

you are an alcoholic.

We should hold an intervention for Adam.

You don't have the right to call me an alcoholic until you've met me in person and spent over a week with me.

I can go years without drinking, and i drank alot the past month to compensate for the month before where i didn't drink at all.

>16 years old
>"I can go years without drinking"

What seems to be the problem with that?

You just make it sound like you've been drinking since you were 8 or something.

No, i was drinking since i was 13 i think (those are the stupid years, whatcha gonna do), point is, i've been through 13 years without drinking.

Well yeah you went 13 years without drinking, you hadn't had it until then.
I'm sure after trying it you're not just going to be able to "stop" for a few years, eh?

Hahahahah oh wow

kids these days

Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:You don't have the right to call me an alcoholic until you've met me in person and spent over a week with me.

I can go years without drinking, and i drank alot the past month to compensate for the month before where i didn't drink at all.

Let's get a couple of things straight here.

1. I don't have to spend more than a week with you to earn the right to judge you. This interaction is enough for me to come to a conclusion.

2. On this forum you have very little rights. This is a communist state ruled by the Super Emperor Dictator King. No rights here for you. Rights are reserved for the our Emperor and me.

3. You can't compensate for not drinking a month. It's not accumalative.

4. If not drinking a month is a milestone you seriously have a problem...

debbie wrote:2. On this forum you have very little rights. This is a communist state ruled by the Super Emperor Dictator King. No rights here for you. Rights are reserved for the our Emperor and me.

>Communist state

This is a totalitarian state that enforces feudalism.

I'm so sorry for getting it wrong. Please don't execute me...

I need my Grand Vizier to guide me to the wrong right decisions.

Thank you kind Emperor. I will not fail you.

lol, it's funny how a simple thread to talk about drunk experiences can turn into everyone saying i have a problem....

Guys, i have many problems (depression, ocd, anxiety, other stuff) alcohol is the least of my worries.
Say all you want, i've been through shit in my life, i can take care of myself.

Now plz, stop acting like this is UG and start playing along.

OK, I have a story for you.

I was about 18, got drunk on Vodka and only spoke Russian the rest of the night. I have no idea how to speak russian, except a few T.A.T.U lyrics. Apparently I was a very lovable, very conincing Russian.

Never drank Russian Bear Vodka after that night again.

The end.

Bear Vodka?

That sounds very Russian, no wonder it made you Russian for a few hours.

Not very high quality stuff though. Although my knowledge on good quality alcohol is limited. I drink white wine with lots of ice...