Story telling time

Tell us funny/weird/cool/awesome stories that happend to you and shit...

It's like 1:30am in here atm so i'm gonna post my stories later.


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So one of my close friends was in a fraternity, though in a small one since the house they were in wasn't an "official" frat house, just a house they were all renting with fellow frat buddies.

So anyway, there was this girl I used to be friends with, but around this time she was slowly going crazy. She was one of those kids who was angry at her parents all the time and didn't want to go home for the summer. My buddy was nice and had an extra room in that frat house for her and said she can move in if she's willing to pay her part of rent and utilities and she agreed.

She moved in a couple of months before school let out, but somewhere in the middle of summer everyone was getting pissed off because she wasn't paying rent or utilities, and also tried bumming money off of people and never paying them back. She would also disappear for a few days, and then bring in a a sketchy stranger and have them live there for a few days.

My friend got fed up with this because they were about to lose the house thanks to her, so he decided to get her back. By shitting on her pillow.

She has several pillows on her bed, but apparently this one was her favorite and he knew it was her favorite, so he decided to take a shit on it.

She came back one day and asked "where the fuck is my pillow?" he simple responded "I shit on it." "YOU WHAT???!!". He told her to go check the garbage can outside and woe and behold, her shit covered pillow was there. I can't remember how soon she moved out of that house, but she did it pretty damn quickly afterwards.

hehe, bitch got shit on her pillow...

But hey, aren't you supposed to expect that from a frat house?

Grungie wrote:So one of my close friends was in a fraternity, though in a small one since the house they were in wasn't an "official" frat house, just a house they were all renting with fellow frat buddies.

So anyway, there was this girl I used to be friends with, but around this time she was slowly going crazy. She was one of those kids who was angry at her parents all the time and didn't want to go home for the summer. My buddy was nice and had an extra room in that frat house for her and said she can move in if she's willing to pay her part of rent and utilities and she agreed.

She moved in a couple of months before school let out, but somewhere in the middle of summer everyone was getting pissed off because she wasn't paying rent or utilities, and also tried bumming money off of people and never paying them back. She would also disappear for a few days, and then bring in a a sketchy stranger and have them live there for a few days.

My friend got fed up with this because they were about to lose the house thanks to her, so he decided to get her back. By shitting on her pillow.

She has several pillows on her bed, but apparently this one was her favorite and he knew it was her favorite, so he decided to take a shit on it.

She came back one day and asked "where the fuck is my pillow?" he simple responded "I shit on it." "YOU WHAT???!!". He told her to go check the garbage can outside and woe and behold, her shit covered pillow was there. I can't remember how soon she moved out of that house, but she did it pretty damn quickly afterwards.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:hehe, bitch got shit on her pillow...

But hey, aren't you supposed to expect that from a frat house?

Nah, if it was something to expect from a frat house, she would have been roofied and the story would be over.

The funny thing about that story is that she's apparently traumatized by it and first told pretty much everyone in school. His name is kind of unique so everytime they hear his name, they think "oh shit, the guy who shit in that girl's pillow?"

after she dropped out of college she started telling people in the rest of Memphis about it, and according to his girlfriend he's "famous" in Midtown for it.

Grungie wrote:Nah, if it was something to expect from a frat house, she would have been roofied and the story would be over.

The funny thing about that story is that she's apparently traumatized by it and first told pretty much everyone in school. His name is kind of unique so everytime they hear his name, they think "oh shit, the guy who shit in that girl's pillow?"

after she dropped out of college she started telling people in the rest of Memphis about it, and according to his girlfriend he's "famous" in Midtown for it.

haha, he's famous for shitting on a bitch's pillow?

She sounds like my friend's ex, which i will tell about tomorrow because i'm still a bit buzzed and it's late...

he's dubbed pillow shitter

I walked into drama class last Tuesday and decided to throw someone off by taking their seat for the lulz

Little did I know that shit would go down all class.

The second bell goes and the teacher stands up to lecture. This time, it's not a normal lecture. "As a mother, I would not be embarrassed to say this. As a teacher, however, I may be pushing some buttons." Everybody thinks she's going to talk about money or sex or something controversial.

Not one person guessed correctly. "There has been a huge hygiene problem in this class." She goes on about this, tells us to wash our feet each day but no one is listening because they are smelling themselves and each other because they are paranoid of their odor. One of the preps in the class looks like he wants to kill himself.

Our teacher then gives us some work to do. Some girls in the class have hatched a plan, though. 2 people at the table will distract the teacher, and the other 2 will walk right out of the room. It sounded great to all of them, and the plan went through.

Then, the teacher noticed. She had a nervous breakdown and sent the other 2 conspirators to the principal's office. Now, why did they want to do this? To have a smoke.

So after the teacher calms down a little a girl at our table (who has just broken up with her first boyfriend... lasted 2 weeks)says something that will forever creep me out. "I don't really want to say this because I think it will drive all the boys away... but..."

Everybody is wondering what she wants to say, and she gets the message. "Well, uh, every time I talk to a boy now I imagine them jacking off."

All the girls are laughing, some guys are aroused, but me? I'm pulling the biggest facepalm ever. She makes some jokes about it for the rest of the class then the end of class bell rings.

Why the fuck did I go in that class...

TheYeoman wrote:
Everybody is wondering what she wants to say, and she gets the message. "Well, uh, every time I talk to a boy now I imagine them jacking off."

Would've been better if your teacher said, "Me too."

nastyn8 wrote:Would've been better if your teacher said, "Me too."

A teacher at my old elementary school said that....

He's in jail now.

Not really a long story, but the my school's anti-drug club is called SADD (students against destructive decisions, and they have big banner in the hall that says "YOU WERE BORN DRUG FREE. SADD." But it looks like it says "YOU WERE BORN SADD."

"You Were Born Sad" almost sounds like the title of an Andrew Jackson Jihad song.

Or a Frank Auerbach painting. "Sie Waren Geborenes Trauriges"

edit: loljk he only did portraits. My mistake.

A portrait of a weeping John Wayne Gacy?

inst wrote:A portrait of a weeping John Wayne Gacy?

That would work, but all of his paintings were titled, "Portrait of..."

Grungie wrote:So one of my close friends was in a fraternity, though in a small one since the house they were in wasn't an "official" frat house, just a house they were all renting with fellow frat buddies.

So anyway, there was this girl I used to be friends with, but around this time she was slowly going crazy. She was one of those kids who was angry at her parents all the time and didn't want to go home for the summer. My buddy was nice and had an extra room in that frat house for her and said she can move in if she's willing to pay her part of rent and utilities and she agreed.

She moved in a couple of months before school let out, but somewhere in the middle of summer everyone was getting pissed off because she wasn't paying rent or utilities, and also tried bumming money off of people and never paying them back. She would also disappear for a few days, and then bring in a a sketchy stranger and have them live there for a few days.

My friend got fed up with this because they were about to lose the house thanks to her, so he decided to get her back. By shitting on her pillow.

She has several pillows on her bed, but apparently this one was her favorite and he knew it was her favorite, so he decided to take a shit on it.

She came back one day and asked "where the fuck is my pillow?" he simple responded "I shit on it." "YOU WHAT???!!". He told her to go check the garbage can outside and woe and behold, her shit covered pillow was there. I can't remember how soon she moved out of that house, but she did it pretty damn quickly afterwards.

wtf..I'm not sure how to respond to this one.

debbie wrote:wtf..I'm not sure how to respond to this one.

How about "lol.....?"

Anyway, this thread has potential, it shouldn't die.

I'll post a few stories tomorrow, it's getting late.

Luckily I don't have these wtf moments. Wait...does that mean that I'm the wtf'er in this situation??

That means your life aren't so weird.

That can be very good or kinda boring

It's both.