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1 Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:18 pm

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Let's keep this thread clean, if it starts turning into a shitstorm I'm closing this.

Let's start:

"Condoms go on after sex right?"

she was srs


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2 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:50 am

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LOL!

One girl's solution to global warming: "They should just build like these huge air conditioners right across the globe and then it won't be so damn hot..."

And yes...she was srs too

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3 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:04 am

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^ ............I am speechless...

4 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:36 am

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I know right?! I lol'ed so hard when I saw the video.

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5 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:38 am

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Was she a blonde?

6 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:24 pm

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I was fixing a friend's computer, she had tons of viruses, so I installed an antivirus program.

Her computer got fucked up again later, so I had to fix it again.

"Where's the antivirus program I put on here?"

"oh, it wouldn't let me play some of my games so I uninstalled it"

Evil or Very Mad


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7 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:52 pm

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sum41rox wrote:Was she a blonde?

Unfortunately, yes... Girls like that just fuel the stereotype. *sigh*

LOL! That is sadly not the first time I've heard that kind of story. I always think to myself, can't they make the connection that maybe, just maybe, the anti-virus blocks it for a good reason?

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8 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:20 pm

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Yeah, some people are computer retarded.

Not a comment, but this cover of Killing in the Name is godawful.

shit video


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9 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:02 pm

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debbie wrote:
sum41rox wrote:Was she a blonde?

Unfortunately, yes... Girls like that just fuel the stereotype. *sigh*

LOL! That is sadly not the first time I've heard that kind of story. I always think to myself, can't they make the connection that maybe, just maybe, the anti-virus blocks it for a good reason?

lol, that's what I thought. Although I know some blondes that' arent like that, and I also know some brunets that act like blondes Razz

10 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:38 pm

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Time to bump this thread.

We had a health test in middle school. You know those start-of-the-year tests that are meant to be extremely easy just so the teacher knows what level everyone is at? Well, it was in health class so all of the questions were simple, like "true or false: men have ovaries" or whatever.

This one guy got two questions in particular wrong. The first being "the penis as a bone in it" (I guess because of the term boner but seriously). That wasn't his finest hour, but this next one was. The question was "testicles are round in shape". He put false. We all started laughing when he asked why it was wrong.

He then stood up and yelled "Well it's not like I look down there when I shower or something!"

None of us made a sound. This guy must have been 16. I will never forget this moment.

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11 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:46 pm

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Lol I know idiots like that.

I love when people find out I'm Azn and I have some idiot ask me "do you eat cereal with chopsticks?"


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12 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:56 pm

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The absolute fucking worst is when people find out I'm from South Africa.
Some of them just cannot and will not accept that I am not black.
"But Africans HAVE to be black! Are you a small percent black or something?"
I always end up having to "name one country in Africa that isn't predominantly black", to which I say "Egypt".

Then there are idiots that 1) don't know that Africa is a continent and not a country and 2) don't know that South Africa is a country and not a group of countries at the bottom of Africa.

After I win those battles, I finally have to try and convince people that I can be Greek and South African at the same time. Such a struggle. The worst is at airports where my grandma and uncle and shit will be kept longer than usual because the people there can't understand why white people have an African passport. It's ridiculous.

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13 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:05 pm

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Yeah, I love when I tried proposing that point on UG I got bitched at saying that even though you guys came from Africa, you still can't call yourselves African American because you're not "part of that culture"

I do remember Black people in my high school doing their family tree and tried to say that their great grandma was an Egyptian princess, yet little knowing that they haven't had their own royalty for several hundred years.


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14 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:29 pm

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Pagan wrote:The absolute fucking worst is when people find out I'm from South Africa.
Some of them just cannot and will not accept that I am not black.
"But Africans HAVE to be black! Are you a small percent black or something?"
I always end up having to "name one country in Africa that isn't predominantly black", to which I say "Egypt".

Then there are idiots that 1) don't know that Africa is a continent and not a country and 2) don't know that South Africa is a country and not a group of countries at the bottom of Africa.

After I win those battles, I finally have to try and convince people that I can be Greek and South African at the same time. Such a struggle. The worst is at airports where my grandma and uncle and shit will be kept longer than usual because the people there can't understand why white people have an African passport. It's ridiculous.

Well well well, another one from our lovely dark continent. Where in SA are you from?

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15 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:32 pm

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Pagan wrote:
Thank you thank you. I was born in South Africa actually =O I'm from Johannesburg.

I answered it for you Debbie


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16 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:38 pm

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Thank you grungie Smile lol

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17 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:40 pm

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Yeah I was there for the first few years of my life, lived in Zimbabwe when I was 5 then moved to Canada and have been here ever since.

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18 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:48 pm

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oh ok, so you are one of those what we call international babies.

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19 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:49 pm

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I has dual citizenships tis awesome.


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20 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:51 pm

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I've never been out of my country before, the closest I got was on the border of namibia on the orange river (which is the border line between us and them) but that's it.

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21 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:52 pm

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Ahaha yeah pretty much!

It's pretty normal in Canada so it isn't that weird to know that someone is from Mongolia and has Puerto Rican and Icelandic heritage or something completely random. It's when I visit the states that this kind of shit happens. Well, there are a few idiots up here as well, of course. Like that time I had to explain to someone that the sun was not a planet.

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22 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:00 pm

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I think it's because most United Statians don't know much about places outside of their own state, sometimes city depending on where you live.


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23 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:03 pm

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Well every country has its fair share of morons, I guess. They're just promoted a lot in the United States, especially through reality shows.
It's really sad to be honest. The day my friend had to explain to someone what Ethiopia is and who Martin Luther King was was the day I finally gave up on humanity.

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24 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:07 pm

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Hahahahaha, the sun a planet? Wtf ppl...

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25 Re: Stupidest Comment You've Ever Heard. on Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:08 pm

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I can kind of understand Ethiopia, but I'm surprised with MLK. Since I live in the South it's impossible not to know about him since he's whored out to us. Black people will lever let you live it down. Also he was shot here in Memphis so that's a little local history.


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