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1 Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:29 am

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Has anybody read any of the books in the series? Girls go flippen mental over these books. Our receptionists literally ignored her kid for 3 days while being hooked on the book. She told me afterwards that she felt so guilty. No shit sherlock.

I would like to hear opinions from a male perspective for a change.

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2 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:37 am

It's incredibly disturbing to me that this woman wrote it



Other than that i'm pretty much indifferent towards it

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3 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:45 am

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What did you expect?

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4 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:50 am

Umm, a good looking women would've been sexier >_>

She's like, someone's mom, man....

Poor kid

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5 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:55 am

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lol.

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6 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:06 pm

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These books are only legit when Gilbert Gottfried reads them:


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7 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:32 pm



Oh my...

If there really is a tape of him reading this i'm going to buy it.

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8 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:49 pm

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Holy shit. I did not know it was this graphic. It's basically literary porn. The stuff the girls in school pyed me to sneak into the library for them and not censor them.

I was head librirain.

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9 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:51 pm

Of course it's basically chick porn, did you not realized that?

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10 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:58 pm

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It's exactly like all the other erotic fiction out there.
It's just for some reason, this one was published and people bought it.

No idea why. Maybe it was the comedy.

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11 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:20 pm

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inst wrote:It's exactly like all the other erotic fiction out there.
It's just for some reason, this one was published and people bought it.

No idea why. Maybe it was the comedy.

50 Shades of Grey isn't the first erotic fiction out there. Go into the romance section of your local library and most of them are probably like that.

My Grandma has some of those and my sister read them, she said they all kind of read like this:

Me and Jonathan stared into each others' eyes for what felt like weeks. His eyes were a beautiful seafoam color. This reminded me of my summer vacation back in the third grade when I went to Key West for the first time. Oh those were the days, and his beautiful eyes were quite calming. We then proceeded to make out. His lips were quite soft and sensual, yet warm and comforting at the same time. As his tongue touched mine, I could feel this tingling sensation, I wanted him inside me.

I slowly reached my hand down into his pants and felt his rock hard penis. It was a grand penis, it was long and hard and reminded me of my fourth grade field-trip to Washington DC and his penis reminded me of my amazement at the Washington Monument. As I stroked his penis to and fro, I could hear him moaning in pleasure, then he whispered in my ear "let's go all the way".

We then proceeded to get undressed and he threw me onto my bed and I landed on my back <insert detailed graphic sex scene for several pages>

Oh what a wonderful night, never in my life have I experienced such a wonderful pleasure.


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12 Re: Fifty shades series on Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:28 pm

inst

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That's exactly what I said, minus the creepy excerpt.

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13 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:40 am

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Yip, most of them are just rinse, recycle repeat and change of names and places and situations how their paths cross. In Afrikaans they are called "hygroman" directly translated to "romance with heavy breathing" It is basically 'n romance with a touch of sex, not too much erotica though.

50 shades sounds more than just a touch of sex...

News flash: They are apparently planning of making movies of the series starring Channing Tatum.

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14 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:30 am

Probably won't such a good "movie"

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15 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:43 am

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I was more talking about the fiction you can find on the internet, on sites I won't link >_>

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16 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:43 pm

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debbie wrote:Yip, most of them are just rinse, recycle repeat and change of names and places and situations how their paths cross. In Afrikaans they are called "hygroman" directly translated to "romance with heavy breathing" It is basically 'n romance with a touch of sex, not too much erotica though.

50 shades sounds more than just a touch of sex...

News flash: They are apparently planning of making movies of the series starring Channing Tatum.

but who's playing the girl?


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17 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:46 pm

The actress better be extremely hot, or nobody will watch this movie.

Not that it'll be better than most porn out there anyway.

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18 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:31 pm

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Grungie wrote:
debbie wrote:Yip, most of them are just rinse, recycle repeat and change of names and places and situations how their paths cross. In Afrikaans they are called "hygroman" directly translated to "romance with heavy breathing" It is basically 'n romance with a touch of sex, not too much erotica though.

50 shades sounds more than just a touch of sex...

News flash: They are apparently planning of making movies of the series starring Channing Tatum.

but who's playing the girl?

No idea who is playing the female lead. All I know is chicks go mad for Channing. That man has abs that make you go stupid... I just wanna lick him.

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19 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:42 pm

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*shudders*

For some reason I see Kristen Stewart playing the girl... not that I'd complain.


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20 Re: Fifty shades series on Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:20 pm

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debbie wrote:
No idea who is playing the female lead. All I know is chicks go mad for Channing. That man has abs that make you go stupid... I just wanna lick him.

Damn Debbie


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21 Re: Fifty shades series on Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:02 am

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LOL!

So I found this other book today that they claim is better than Fifty shades because the characters have more depth and a better storyline as well. Book is called "Bared to you". Same type of book as 50 shades. A lot of the comments on the book is, "they enjoyed Fifty shade, but loved bared to you" or "book is what fifty shades should have been" I don't know, I'm still caught between getting the book or not.

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22 Re: Fifty shades series on Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:05 am

Buying those books is like paying for bad porn

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23 Re: Fifty shades series on Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:07 am

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You are seriously lacking imagination. It's as good as you make it...

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24 Re: Fifty shades series on Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:19 am

I'm not a book type guy...

Which is weird, cause i can daydream for hours while staring at a wall, but a book does nothing to me

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25 Re: Fifty shades series on Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:11 am

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Mabe its because you're a guy and can't fous on reading and daydreaming at the same time.

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